Howdy Earlinks!
Captain Cherry V here, reporting from Earth! Earth’s CO2 levels are so high it became breathable for me. So I landed in Muscle Beach, California, last week from my planet Venus for a little vacation and to give you all a very important, URGENT intergalactic message:
Humans! YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH… TO HAVE FUN!! 👽 🍀 and I am here to help you with that! To achieve this mission, I’ve created a song! It’s called SPACE VENUS! (Out 12/8 at midnight EST time) (So, like the 7th of December once it turns into the 8th). The song was produced by two humans Un Tal Yupi and DJ 13
It’s a song of the genre Rap, portrayed in Earth’s American English and it’s inspired to make you feel like a hot female humanoid who’s visiting Earth to have a fun time and grab an exotic lil bite... and that bite is a man. Love it for you!
☆ I’m coming from a different land, understand my command…
Now that you know the song is coming and you’ll listen to it more than once I’ll give you a mini breakdown of the lyrics so you can sing them proudly ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
SPACE VENUS LYRICS BREAKDOWN FOR THE FREAKS & GEEKS
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♡ The Name, Space Venus:
I called it Space Venus. Space cuz, DUH, that’s where I’m from. Specifically tho, I’m from Cherryland, the floating capital of Venus. Venus is not only my home but also the Goddess I embody. I’m the feminine embodiment of luxury, pleasure, sensuality and… horniness 👹 you know! Venus! But from space! And I know I’m not the only one. There’s a Space Venus in all of us cuz, on the inside, we’re all just HOT freaks with high self-confidence and the obsession for human flesh :)
I’m The Holy Apparition, hologram. A Witch from outer space, not from the human race, I’m a savage PEW, my ship lands in your face 🍑🥵
♡ Chorus - Money in YOUR hands.
The song begins with a MANTRA, created for you to repeat over and over: “Money in my hands, money in my hands, follow my command, we’re in Cherryland!” Why should you repeat that? Because you might just start to believe it and getting into the vibrational frequency of abundance and manifest a life of being endlessly provided for so you can follow your true dreams. IDK just saying. Also cuz, let’s face it, Earth hasn’t evolved enough to be over the idea of money and… On Earth, if you have it, you can get away with anything and everything :)
+ “We’re in Cherryland!” Cherryland = Place where you can dream all the dreams you want without anyone judging you for how weird and nasty your little dreams are. Cherryland is a place in your HEART where you can live out ur fantasies without judging yourself as lame and thirsty. Yes, you’re still lame and thirsty …But that’s not negative here!
♡ First Verse
This one is all about the landing and informing the huMAN you’ve targeted that you’re a very special creature and, since you know you’re hot and a much needed eye balm for him, you’ll allow them to check you out. In fact, you even volunteer to help them forget their problems with your hotness! Very cute of you.
I’m your new frontier: Galactic pioneer
Your fears, my dear, they stay last year
They go away and disappear
I’ll take you to infinity. Buzz lightyear
♡ The Second Verse
Here we have decided to go have fun with the HuMAN and we ask them to tell us what Humans do for fun around this Earth. Except WE are the ones telling him what we’re gonna do for fun. It’s the boss’ way and the boss is herny huny.
What do humans do around here for fun?
Are you feeling tired? Huny, I just begun.
Quiet play along, lemme see your gun,
Set this thing to stun, get your clothes undone.
♡ The Bridge
The bridge establishes a philosophical vibe about the nature of life on Earth,
Earth is a Blue Ball is the hell we livin’
our angelic origins,
Glossy sugar falls, she fell down from heaven
Angel from above 11:11
and gives insider’s info on the state of the pussy and our willingness to copulate, expressed in Earthly metaphors:
Pussy is a slush, I’m 7/11
♡ By the Third Verse
You and the huMAN have spent all afternoon together in a sexual stupor and, unbeknownst to him, you have intoxicated him, Venus-Flytrapped him and will teleport him to the ship for stewing. Think a more casual Under the Skin vibe! Like if Lana Del Rey and Katy Perry directed Under the Skin. Cute!!!!
You shouldn't have come but
We spent all afternoon
You were intoxicated
From breathing my perfume
You shouldn't have come but
We spent all afternoon
You were intoxicated
now we’re going to the moon
And so we dissolve the printed money we used to lure the huMAN, enter the coordinates for Cherryland and return home to our tribe of women supper ready! It’s a perfect day in Venusian terms.
If you enjoyed this breakdown please share it around and see you on the other side! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡